Spud said the kid hasn’t even had a match yet and is more over than he’s ever been. Matt was pleased at all of the chants for Maxel. Spud said he wants Matt’s stupid kid gone. Spud said it take him, a former X Division champion and future world champion, to come to stinking North Carolina to put this all to rest. Spud said he’s sick of Matt, his brother, his gardener, his drone, his wife, but most of all he’s sick of his greenhorn one year old son taking all of his television time. Spud said nobody is getting deleted tonight especially not him. Matt called Spud a man worthy of Deletion. Matt was interrupted by Rockstar Spud’s theme. Matt said the sole heir to the Hardy throne, King Maxel, was making his in ring debut. Matt said he was going to show everyone what the broken universe was all about. Matt said regardless of that, he was here to give everyone the show of a lifetime. Matt said the seven deities told Matt if he and Jeff don’t prove they are the greatest tag team in all of time that the sacred land of deletion would be decimated. Matt said the entire city of Cameron, North Carolina has been shut down by the state of NC because Apocalypto tonight. Matt said tonight he invited 50 of his most loyal soldiers who were here at their own risk. Matt said there were many deleters in the house tonight. Matt grabbed the mic and said “Total Nonstop Deletion, I knew you’d come”. Josh dubbed Jeremy Borash as “The Documentarian”. Jeremy Borash joined Josh Mathews on commentary. A deep voiced ring announcer introduced the Broken Hardys who came out of the entrance ramp’s mouth shaped like Matt Hardy’s face. Josh Mathews introduced Total Nonstop Deletion as they showed a bird’s eye POV shot from Vanguard 1. He was incoherent and scared away Betty with his weed whacker… Betty tried to interview a guy but it was Jeff Hardy’s alter ego Itchweeed. Betty said she was standing in front of a live volcano that has formed out of nowhere. They sent it to a reporter named Betty-Sue Fuentes. Gilbert said Seismic activity was happening for the first time ever in Cameron, North Carolina. Gilbert said there was a curfew going on while the Tag Team Apocalypto was happening. They cut to a faux news reporter named Gilbert Corsey who said it was a day of deletion in Cameron. They played an intro video featuring the various Hardy Family members preparing the area for the Total Nonstop Deletion event… Vanguard 1 followed up with the disclaimer that no drones were harmed in the documentation of this epic event.

Señor Benjamin handled the opening disclaimer and said that tonight’s Impact contains scenes performed by licensed and trained professionals and that you should not attempt anything you see on this broadcast.

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